Suicide over Murder 3-1 in the Bay State

(Mass) - Suicide has beat out Murder 3-1 in a much contested match that still has many scratching their heads with indecision.

"What can we say," quipped Murder's head coach Mr. Sociopath "they just beat us out there today, is all..... it isn't like we played a bad game..... we even out played ourselves in allot of places.... they were just in the zone... really on their game."

"Yeah, it feels good! It feels real good!" Exclaimed Coach Snivelpuss of the Suicide organization... "these guys really deserve it.... you know... they really deserve the win, they worked hard out there.... they did a bang up job getting it.... no one, and I mean NO ONE can take it from them now!"

There are many people that want more facts from these two clubs, but both coaching staffs are still really tight lipped, as are many of the players. "Really" said one avid fan, "how can you blame either of the teams for not wanting to risk divulging their winning stratagies.... it isn't like either team really lost out there, you know... they both played one heck of a game...... I wouldn't tell anyone my winning secrets... even if I lost such a close match... there's always next season."
Snivelpuss did issue a statement but in true great coaching form, Snivelpuss gave all of the credit to outstanding performance from loads of suicidal talent;"I can't accept any awards beyond a share in the winning recognitions.... it was all about the players out there... they are really the reason for such a great win.... all I did was stand on the sideline really.... I had the pleasure this season to coach some really fabulous... some magnificent.... some incredibly talented suicidal members of a great organization... an indescribably cohesive network of individuals. Each and every one of them always had their head in the game. What can I say really? Who could ask for, much less expect such a blessing?"

Coach Sociopath issued a brief comment from the locker room;

"Our people killed out there! There's nothing to be ashamed of... we played a really fabulous game... we can't even say that we beat ourselves. Suicide just gave a really outstanding performance.... Nothing can take any of that from any of us. Massachusetts is just really lucky to have not one, but two outstanding sporting organizations such as Murder and Suicide in the same state. Yeah, I know there are others around the country, but hardly any with as much class and talent. Some of these guys will go on to National and International levels. They are that good at what they do.... and it will be my pleasure to be there to watch them perform, as it should be for anyone... especially knowing that we were there when they got their start.... it's a wonderful opportunity to continue to be a part of something that is truly wonderful in many ways. I certainly hope that the Murder and Suicide organizations continue to contribute to society at such an incredible level. Our very deep and sincere thanks to all of our wonderful sponsors. As for the Murder Squad... we are already looking forward to next season and already recruiting loads of new and explosive talent. See you all opening day!"

Next season is already expected to be a continuation of a very publicized rivalry between these two clubs. The sports books are already laying odds on the outcome. Several new comers already have the sporting world in a rather excited tone.... rest assured there will be no lockout or strikes in this league anytime soon.

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